A Blog By Ruben Stanley (aka Patrick Bingham)

Greetings my friends! I'm glad you've joined me. My blog reveals the secrets and the lies within the pages of Zombacter: Center City Contagion. This pile of rubbish was put forth by my nemesis, Professor Jake Northrop, under one of his pseudonyms. He's done these things to discredit and destroy me but I will have you know the truth. I will show you the day by day happenings in the Potterfield Bioengineering Facility that led to the tragic Center City Contagion. I will take you on a journey of pain. Pain that I endured during my transformation into what I am today. Pain that will never end and it is ALL JAKE NORTHROP'S FAULT!



Great news!

I've secured a contract with Krattatech to supply the bacteria for their biocomputer! I wont delve into the monetary aspects of the agreement other than I'm going to be very comfortable. I considered donating a little money to help the professor along with his experiment but my gesture may seem, how do I say this, less than genuine considering the circumstances. Sleep well my friends. Tomorrow is a brand new day.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Love the fireplace. Is that your home man? Hmm. Nice. Sleepy. *yawn* Goodnight.