A Blog By Ruben Stanley (aka Patrick Bingham)

Greetings my friends! I'm glad you've joined me. My blog reveals the secrets and the lies within the pages of Zombacter: Center City Contagion. This pile of rubbish was put forth by my nemesis, Professor Jake Northrop, under one of his pseudonyms. He's done these things to discredit and destroy me but I will have you know the truth. I will show you the day by day happenings in the Potterfield Bioengineering Facility that led to the tragic Center City Contagion. I will take you on a journey of pain. Pain that I endured during my transformation into what I am today. Pain that will never end and it is ALL JAKE NORTHROP'S FAULT!


Party On Blaine

So it has begun. I am amassing an army to restore order and peace among my loyal subjects. If you are one of them, you have nothing to fear. If you resist, you will perish. This is your only warning.

There are a few rather talented individuals within the ranks who may prove to be leaders in due time. They will help me rebuild this land! I am personally training two fine specimens for the task just now. They both have certain...skills that have been enhanced by my superior strain of bacterial DNA.

On another note, Jennifer betrayed me and she must be punished. When I find her again, she will pay! She chose Jake Northrop over me! Her little boyfriend Blaine has already paid...with his life! Ha-ha-ha-ha! He is one of the many undead now. A pity and a waste. He is too stupid to be a part of my army. I left him to rot in that damned university he was so fond of.

Party on Blaine!


Extraordinary Me

I've discovered something truly remarkable! I'm not dead as I had feared. I am more alive now than I have ever been! You see, I am the end product of evolution. I can not die! I will admit that in a fit of despair I attempted to end my existence, loosing one's manhood tends to have that effect. However, I know now that I am free of the burden, free of the hypocrisy that drives mankind's selfish desires! I AM the dominant life form on this planet and as such I do things for the greater good! I am truly a god!

You pathetic excuses for intelligent life foul the very water and air you breathe.You are no more than cattle defecating on your own food. But I am a benevolent god. I take pity on humanity. You are too simple minded to understand the gift I am bestowing upon you. Let me make this clear to each and every man, woman, and child. There is no choice in this matter. You will evolve and be my subjects, my children, or you will perish.

Ruben - King of Everything